"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did

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remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

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"Take a shower,
Wash away the bad thoughts,
Cleanse your body,
Put on some relaxing music,
Get in to bed,

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we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

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looking for a boy taller than 5’8 who will take me to parties and punch other boys for me 

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